TheblueV3

It Sucks to be a Diesel Based on "It's Great to be an Engine" by Mike O'Donnel and Junior Campbell Parodied by TheblueV3 Oh yes, it sucks To be a diesel And go oiling along, Clank, clank, clanking along, Honk, honk, honking along All the people cursing As you speed along Clank, clank, clanking along All day We're all not proud to be Infamous diesels And travel through industrial sites We're never brave when There are hills to climb All mountains are too high! Oh yes, it sucks To be a diesel And go oiling along, Clank, clank, clanking along, Honk, honk, honking along Fly along the rails as Your wheels go round Whiz, whiz, whizzing around

> I was a green saddle tank engine > I loved Gator so much, I had all of his merchandise > I pray to Gator every night before going to sleep, thanking him for the life I’ve been given > “Gator is love” I say. “Gator is life” > The Fat Controller hears me and he calls me a stupid engine > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Gator > I told him he should lay off the hotdogs > He punches me and sends me to the shed > I’m crying now, and my face hurts > I sit in the shed and it’s really cold > A cloud of steam is moving behind me > I feel something touch me > Its Gator > I am so happy > He whisper